Confessions of a Brazilian Bikini Waxer is a collection of stories from the depths of Reny Ryan`s waxing room. Filled with wit, laughter, and candor in Confessions Reny offers a look into the lives of the women and men who, through this beauty-enhancing practice, change their lives (particularly their intimate lives), better themselves, and come out looking fabulous.
The book was inspired by nearly a decade of serving an average of 1500 clients a year. Using humor as the best remedy to deal with momentary waxing pain, Reny tells accounts of those who came to shed their hairy “whatevers” and in the process let go of shame, old age and fear of self-expression. And, to our benefit, they also left behind tales of happiness, amusement, betrayal, sometimes melancholy, but always a good lesson of what it means to take life in stride.
Some snippets from the book for your ENJOYMENT
Ramon and his wife come together for their appointment every month. But last month after a trip to Spain he introduced me to his Spanish “friend” Mariela and asked for my discretion???? I was betrayed by my ex-husband. So, it should not surprise you that I felt like burning his mistress’ poosie beyond recognition…..
Charlie is a crossdresser who introduced me to his “world” by telling me in chapters how his life changed when he discovered he loved to dress as a woman. I say in chapters because during every waxing appointment he would tell me bits and pieces about his life since he left the US for WWII at the age of 16 and what happened when he came back. I found myself anxious for his visits.
It seemed that Joshua was enjoying all the pain I was inflicting on him during his waxing session. Despite my expertise, I do believe that getting your testicles waxed involves some level of pain. Apparently for Joshua that wasn’t the case since his penis was pointing to the ceiling till I asked him a simple question causing an immediate deflation….
THE SENIOR CROWD
Jean said, “No, I was just thinking how the BBW would look on me. I think that after 30 years with the same man, he wouldn’t mind me doing something wild. What do you think?”
A week later I was thrilled to receive a postcard from Puerto Vallarta. The message was simple:
“TOTAL SUCCESS – SEX IS BETTER AFTER THE BRAZILIAN.
SCHEDULE ME AT THE REGULAR TIME IN FOUR WEEKS.”
A DELIGHTFUL MISTAKE
Victoria went on to explain that when she got into the car after her last appointment, she called her husband at work and said, “You are not going to believe what Reny did to my poosie today.”
THE PROZAC PUPPY
Francois is a 32 year-old French beauty. She loves to sunbathe in the nude, and the fact that her neighbor watches from a nearby window doesn’t intimidate her. Despite being rich with the means to take on any project, she whines about life’s monotony. So, one fine day she arrived at my office with a puppy which she said kept her busy…and with which she shared her prozac pills when their lives became overwhelming.